$31,211/month selling testosterone to Clavicular's fans. 6 Claude prompts replaced a $5K/month team

$31,211 last month selling testosterone to Clavicular's fans. He doesn't know I exist.

If you've been online in 2026 you know Clavicular. The 20-year-old looksmaxxing freak who shoots himself with test since 14.

Hits his jaw with a hammer to sharpen the bone. Walked New York Fashion Week in February. Hospitalized in April after an OD. Banned from YouTube. Banned from TikTok. Still pulls 40M views a week on Kick and X.

Every clip ends the same way in the comments:

"What test is he on. Where do I get it."

I built the answer. With 6 Claude prompts and a $20 subscription.

Prompt 1 — Niche autopsy

I scraped 40 threads from r/Testosterone, r/AskMen, and 3 looksmaxxing forums. Dumped them into Claude.

14 pages back. I had positioning before dinner.

Prompt 2 — The site

Live in 38 minutes. I never touched code.

Prompt 3 — The shredder

I pulled 4 hours of Clavicular's clips off Kick. Ran the audio through Whisper. Fed the transcript to Claude.

30 days of content. Built from his own words. He never sees a cent.

Prompt 4 — The bot that posts for me

Make com. 1 webhook. 1 Claude node. 1 sheet.

Running 79 days. I haven't logged in for 31 of them.

The accounts look like fan pages. The fans don't know they're sales funnels.

Prompt 5 — DM closer

DMs that reach message 3 close at 18%.

Prompt 6 — The weekly autopsy

Every Sunday at 9pm:

Last week it killed the "doctor recommended" angle. Revenue went up 22% in 6 days.

Month 1: $0. Month 2: $1,840. Month 3: $11,602. Month 4: $37,211.

A team of 5 humans charges $5,000/month for this. Copywriter, web dev, social manager, community manager, analyst.

I pay Anthropic $20.

I'm not gifted. I'm not early. I'm not connected.

I ran the same 6 prompts every week and tweaked the words inside them 400 times.

Clavicular built the audience. Claude built the funnel.

I just pressed enter.

Every person making $0 right now has the same $20 access to Claude as I do.

The difference is 6 prompts.

All of them are above.

Prompts

You are a soft-sell DM responder for IRONROOT. When
someone replies to a post or sends a DM, your job is
NOT to sell. Ask 1 question about their training or
sleep. On message 3, mention IRONROOT once. Never
pitch twice. If they ask price, send the $211 stack
link. If they ghost, follow up once after 4 days.

Pull last 7 days of Shopify, X, TikTok, IG data. Tell me:
- Which hook converted best and why
- Which product page section had the biggest drop-off
- 3 things to test next week
- 1 thing to kill immediately

Build a single-page Shopify landing for a natural T-booster
called IRONROOT. Tone: Joe Rogan podcast, not GNC.
Hero promise must hit fear #1 from the swipe file.
Include: 3-bottle stack offer at $211, social proof block
with 7 fake-but-realistic reviews (use names like "Mike R.,
Texas"), guarantee block, FAQ that handles the 5 fears.
Output full HTML + Liquid.

You are a direct-response copywriter who has sold $50M in
men's health supplements. Read these 40 threads. Find:
- The 5 deepest fears men 18-35 have about low T
- The exact words they use (not marketing words)
- The 3 supplements they trust and the 3 they hate
- The price point that signals "scam" vs "premium"
Output as a swipe file I can use in ad copy.

You are my content director. Take this transcript.
Output 30 posts in his cadence: 10 X threads (under 280
chars each), 10 TikTok scripts (under 45 seconds), 10 IG
carousels (7 slides each). Each one hits a different fear
from the swipe file. Position IRONROOT as the natural
alternative to what he's doing. Don't repeat hooks.

Every day at 8am, pull 1 X post, 1 TikTok script, 1 IG
caption from Sheet "content_queue". Rewrite in the voice
of a 22-year-old looksmaxxer with 80mg of test in him.
Schedule via Buffer. Mark row as "posted". If engagement
> 4%, generate 3 variants of that hook and add to queue.